25 Random Laws
Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city's water supply.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
All bathtubs must have feet.
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
It is illegal to say Oh, Boy.
Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
You may never use dice to play craps.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The mayor may not go on strike.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
A license is required to keep a lunatic.
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